- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

all your base are belong to mark

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Whats 2+1? 2.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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