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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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I hate blackniggers

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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