What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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your mom

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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