- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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