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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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