A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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