- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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