Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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This is a joke setup.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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