Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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