- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What comes after 23? 24.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What are we then hypocrites?

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Your Mom!!!

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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