Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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