There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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david poredos

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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