- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Jimmy Saville

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Obama

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Your wife died during the delivery.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

its snowing on mount fuji

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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