John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What's the deal with brown?

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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