there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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My life :(

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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