- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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