- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Potato!

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Where's my tractor?

i have read and agree to the terms of service

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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