- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

U mad?

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Black people having a Job.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Bumsniffer

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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