Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Womens rights !

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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