- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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