Why was the woman?

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A blonde walked into a bar.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Obamacare

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

all jokes aside...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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