- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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