- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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