How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Anti Joke

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