If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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