Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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