- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

woman's rights

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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