What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

This sentance contains three errers

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

you lose.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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