- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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