Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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