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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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