Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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2 + 2 = fish

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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