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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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