- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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The Moon Landing.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is a chair?

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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