Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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