What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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