A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Nickelback

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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