- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Punching a baby

cancer

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

cats are pussies

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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