Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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richard is fag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Do you love me? No.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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