- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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