What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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more chocolate?

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