- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

This is sparta No this is patrick

Oh s***

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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