what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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