- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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