- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why does column have a letter n?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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