Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Error 37.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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