What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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