- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Mahmy

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

david weres the slug gone

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