- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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