Choir.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

A man sat on a chair

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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