What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

what's the difference between a duck?

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Donald Trump

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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