- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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