roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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bologna

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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I'm Jewish

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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