your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

trumpy trumpy trump

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Of course, first door on your left

men, men like men= men+bed

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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