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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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