Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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this site is an antijoke

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Are you a tree

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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