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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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