What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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