What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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captcha: all yer base

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Anti Joke

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