- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

hey, my names mark.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

MOOOOOOOOOOO

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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