- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Hitler

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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