- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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