- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

My life :(

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

r u smart..... or ur black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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