Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Girls soccer

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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