- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Donald Trump

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Politics

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

A man killed himself.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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