Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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