Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Morning wood.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

VAGINA.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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